Dear Itchy Bastard!
I
don't know what your deal is but you are one toxic, sadistic, mother
fucker! You have long out stayed your welcome, as we have tried
evicting you for the last 4 years of Kline's life! I can not tell you
how many hours you have consumed my mind with worry. How many hours of
sleep you have stolen from our family. How much pain you have inflicted on my son. Enough is enough......you've done your damage and we have
survived so far. You will not ruin our lives any longer. You will not
ruin our family, our marriage, our spirit! You will not survive like we
will. We will beat you, you tricky little fucker. Kline is a great
warrior....far stronger than any itchy bastard. So, take note, itchy
bastard ...it may not be today, but one day you will be concurred ..you
will be demolished and we will WIN this battle! Warrior Kline will win
this war and save our kingdom from eternal itchy damnation! So you get
the point itchy bastard, GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES!!!!!
I would like to thank you in advance for leaving!
All the best to you as the door hits you in you big fat itchy ass!
Loren , Kline and Denny
Kline
update......his skin has not looked this good in 1.5 years!!! His skin is so soft and his
only dry parts are feet, neck, hands and scalp. His oozing is gone!
But now his itch is insane....he is back to all day, 18 hour, tubing.
Many of the adult that have healed and older kids, say that the itch
intensifies closer to healing.....god I hope they are right! We are
14.5 months into topical steroid addiction withdrawal and still fighting!
Good luck to all out there suffering from skin issues and the itchy bastard! He really fucking sucks! Xoxoxo Loren
