Yo, Itchy Bastard, GO AWAY!!!!!

Dear Itchy Bastard!

I don't know what your deal is but you are one toxic, sadistic, mother fucker!  You have long out stayed your welcome, as we have tried evicting you for the last 4 years of Kline's life!  I can not tell you how many hours you have consumed my mind with worry.  How many hours of sleep you have stolen from our family.  How much pain you have inflicted on my son.  Enough is enough......you've done your damage and we have survived so far.  You will not ruin our lives any longer. You will not ruin our family, our marriage, our spirit! You will not survive like we will.  We will beat you, you tricky little fucker.  Kline is a great warrior....far stronger than any itchy bastard.  So, take note, itchy bastard ...it may not be today, but one day you will be concurred  ..you will be demolished and we will WIN this battle!  Warrior Kline will win this war and save our kingdom from eternal itchy damnation!  So you get the point itchy bastard, GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES!!!!!

I would like to  thank you in advance for leaving!
All the best to you as the door hits you in you big fat itchy ass!
Loren , Kline and Denny



Kline update......his skin has not looked this good in 1.5 years!!!  His skin is so soft and his only dry parts are feet, neck, hands and scalp.  His oozing is gone!  But now his itch is insane....he is back to all day, 18 hour, tubing.  Many of the adult that have healed and older kids, say that the itch intensifies closer to healing.....god I hope they are right!  We are 14.5 months into topical steroid addiction withdrawal and still fighting!

Good luck to all out there suffering from skin issues and the itchy bastard!  He really fucking sucks! Xoxoxo Loren