Kline was having an itchy fit the other day and said,
" I wish Santa would take away my itchies!"
Wtf? No baby should have to wish for good health from Santa instead of their favorite wishful toy. But here we are going into our 2nd Christmas with the itchy bastard! Last year Santa let us down, damn do I hope he follows through this year!
Last year Kline had to open his Christmas presents in the tub. ;(
Come on Santa, take that itchy bastard and the tub he has imprisoned Kline into back to the north pole with you! Berry him in the snow for good, not to itch Kline or any other baby ever again!!!!! Please Santa!! I promise to be a good girl for the rest of my life if you do! I will even stop cussing.... Well, I could try at least!
Thanks SAnta xoxoxxo Kline's mom
KLINE'S OF CHRISTMAS PAST